The Little Avenue

incurablyawesome:

little-red-riding-cock:

connorronnoc:

Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.
Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.

I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…

There are two kinds of people

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

fashion

I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.

sodamnrelatable:

I feel like I look at people like this:

But I really end up looking like this:

(Source: manuel733)

Some girls act like they’ve known me their whole life

And I’m just like wtf do I even know you…

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youjustwaitandsee:

i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you leave

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